My first thought: ding dong the witch is dead
Second thought: quote a Finnish comedy song:
deep inside, he was gentle
pleasant, even intelligent
with great skill he kept all that hidden from everyone
let us remember him with body warmth
Third thought: starting to think the absolutely most inappropriate things, especially in particular situations...
Traffic accident: Highway to Hell
Fire: Disco Inferno (Burn baby burn!)
Domestic violence: Smack My Bitch Up