A man took his chicken to a movie

A man took his chicken to a movie weekly by hiding it in his pants & unzipping his fly so the chicken could see the movie when lights go out.

Two older women sat next to him & when Lena saw the chicken come out she says to Mabel “Did you see what that guy just pulled out from between his legs”— Mabel not even looking answers “Who cares, you’ve seen one of those things you’ve seen them all”

Lena answers “Yes, but THIS ONE is eating my popcorn!”