Fortune teller

Hi
Hello
You're gonna sit I assume
Yes that's good.
And your name is..
Ruben
Ruben yes something with an r yes Ruben I get indeed.
Ruben van Leeuwenberg.
Yes
Yes I know and your age is 43 and around your neck you wear a golden amulet with a red stone. Oh yes you got it from your grandma when your grandpa died when you were 12 and your grandma saved it and gave it to you on your 20th birthday.
Yes that's correct.
Don't you find it smart from me that I know all that?
Well but that's just your job ey.

And the reason for your visit
Well I would like to
Yes you would like to know if you will meet a new partner.
Yes
Yes I know. Let me predict the future for you.

Yes go ahead
Hey hey hey hey roekoek
No that stays shut. Stay shut.
Ah yes You will fall in love again. You will fall in love again.
What is this? What happens?
What do I know? I want to get out! I get no air man. Me neither. But what happened? The whole tent fell apart. This never happened. Didn't you see that coming? Of course not bag of hay! Else we could have gotten out!
How do we get out?
How do I.. crawl to the light!
Gentlemen gentlemen stay calm! You can come out here!
Hey thank you very much! You saved us!
It wasn't that much effort.
No really thank you so much.
Okay you're welcome.
Well what did I say?
I know a nice coffeeshop here. Would you like to drink coffee with me? Oh yes very much.
Can I join?
No don't do that.
Bye!
Well then I will put up that .. tent alone. No problem doing it all alone.