Three bikers walk into a diner and see an old man eating dinner. One of the bikers puts his cigarette in the man’s food. Another takes the man’s milk and spills it on the floor. The 3rd biker takes the man’s dessert and mushes it on the man’s head. Quietly, the man pays his bill and leaves the diner.
The 3 bikers sit at the counter, laughing at their stunts. One of them says to the waitress, “Not much of a man, was he?”. The waitress replies, “He’s not much of a driver either. He just ran his 18-wheeler over 3 motorcycles in the parking lot.”