Daddy picks the kids up from school

Hush hush get in the car. I don't have the whole day. At 1.30 I have a lunch appointment. That is possible tomorrow after 3.30 but you have to ask Marielle cause she does the agenda.
Boys get out hush to mama. Until next week bye!
Hi I'm back.
Jurgen! Jurgen!
I have nothing to do with you anymore!
Jurgen!
What? These are not our kids.

I try to stop watching these but it's hard.

Animal game



Hey shall we do the animal game? Then you think of an animal and the other one has to guess what it is and you may only answer with yes or no.
Well..
Yes that is fun! I always do that with my kids!
Okay
You start?
Okay. I have one.
Okay. Does he have 4 legs?
No
2 legs? No. 6? No 8? No 0? Yes
Ah. Is it a fish? No. No fish.
Does he have sharp teeth? No.
Does he live on a farm? No.
In the zoo? No. Is it a pet? No.
Eeeehh does he live in our country? Yes
A worm
No
A tip
Tip?
Yes I want a tip.
He's small.
How small? No. Oh. As small as an ant? No. Smaller? Yes. Eeehm a maggot. Maggot? Those disgusting worms you use with fishing? That when you put em on the hook all that filth comes out? Yes. No. Well then I don't know. Say it. A paramecium aurelia. What? A paramecium aurelia. A pamamesium aulauleria? No a paramecium aurelia. WTF is that? A paramecium. A paramecium? What kind of stupid animal is that? You can't chose that! Yes I can. You can never guess that without an encyclopedia. A paramecium. How lousy is this. It's an insect.. Yes bye you can't even see it with the naked eye. It's not fun Ronald.
It's animal with cilia and 2 alternating beating vacuoles.
It's not fun. Well then you don't like it.
Let me. Then you maybe understand what is fun about it. I have one.
Does it have 4 legs? Yes. Does it live on a farm? Yes. Is it a cow? Yes. Now you guessed it. You feel good. That is fun. Yes? With your paramecium.

These are addicting and funny.