A house of ill repute

A man is driving through a lonesome stretch of the Nevada desert,far from Vegas. He sees a small sign that reads “Grandma’s Cat House 25 miles ahead.” He continues to see signs at the ten mile and five mile mark. He hadn’t planned on stopping but now he’s really curious. He’s passed through nothing but small towns. For Grandma’s place to earn it’s keep our here in the boondocks the girls must be really something!

Finally he pulls up in front of an archetypical old lady house; pretty garden,lace curtains and there’s the sign-Grandma’s Cat House. He knocks and a sweet-faced little old lady opens the door with a smile. “Welcome to Grandma’s Cat House. That will be $100 please. Cash.” He pays and Grandma says “Just go straight through the door at the end of the corridor.”

The guy fairly races down there,opens the door and finds himself outside as the door slams shut behind him. When he turns around ,furious, he reads this sign on the door.

“You have just been screwed by Grandma.’