(Half joking here.)
With celebrity couples, sometimes comes to mind "why does this a**hole have one of the hottest women in the world?"
Related to that, I'd say that just for Mortal Kombat alone and few other decent films, Paul W. S. Anderson deserves Milla Jovovich. Don't know how nice people or happy they are, but at least they've been married 15 years with three children so I guess it's not bad.